SHREK: CORPORATE SLAVE (FULL TIME SWAMP DUTY) OR

This ain't no fairy tale, folks. Shrek's stuck in a soul-crushing job at the swamp corp. His boss, Lord Farquaad, is a tyrannical ogre who demands he rake leaves, churn potions, and do backbreaking work during minimum wage. Shrek's wishing of retirement, but with mandatory overtime and zero time off, it seems like a lifetime away. His tried to qu